Plot twist: I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see.
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
(via tragic-wonder)
"Lately I’ve been thinking about who I want to love, and how I want to love, and why I want to love the way I want to love, and what I need to learn to love that way, and who I need to become to become the kind of love I want to be…….and when I break it all down, when I whittle it into a single breath, it essentially comes out like this: Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe."
- Andrea Gibson (via loveyourchaos)
(via but-im-hungry)
facebook: omg so thankful for my family this year merry xmas :)))))
tumblr: happy birthday jesus u was a real nigga
Hey guys, just take two seconds of your life and go follow this guy! please ♥
(you are also allowed to call him a retarded horse, I promise you aall!! meheheh )
